You've found this webpage, so you must have some interest in writing someone in prison.  I guess my job is to show you why I'm the best choice for a pen pal, when you have so many inmates to choose from.

     First I'm a professional writer, so my letters will be interesting, entertaining and well written.  Second, I've lived an action - packed life, so I'll have plenty to talk about.  I've traveled around the world, sold two companies, worked as a radio DJ in San Francisco, been married and divorced and now you can add prison time to my most diverse resume.

     Prior to getting arrested, I worked as a VP of marketing for an Internet retailer.  In my spare time, I used to play poker in Las Vegas and Reno, spend countless hours online, play basketball and pin pong, take my dog Daniella on long walks, try new restaurants, work out at the gym, go to concerts, swim in the river and soak in hot tubs and hot springs.  According to my ex wife, I didn't spend nearly enough time cleaning, doing laundry and dishes, or being affectionate.

     Other random facts:  I love Diet Dr. Pepper;  I've eaten at Mexican restaurants in 37 states and 8 countries;  I've been to the Sundance Film Festival 6 times;  I can type 140 words per minute;  I can touch the tip of my nose  with my tongue;  I graduated Magna Cum Laude from college;  I hate raw tomatoes;  I love Rocky Road ice cream.

     I'm 35 years old, 6 feet tall, 220 pounds, with brown hair, white teeth and green eyes.  I can't wait to hear from you.  I'll respond right away, and you can tell everyone about your new friend in prison!