Kyle Hulbert 34


Kyle  Hulbert
Mailing Address:
Kyle Hulbert #1165519
River North Correctional Center
329 Dell Brook Lane
Independence, VA 24348
Anticipated Release Date: That depends entirely on my pending Habeas Corpus. The wheels of justice turn ever so slowly, but they do turn!

Hatching Day: The world became a much more fun place to be - however much stranger- on September 2nd, 1983 at 6:36 in the morning. Blame my parents!

" Somewhere between unconsciousness and laughter, that's my specialty."
....From a wonderful poem I once read....

Ya! Victory is mine! I've finally managed to wriggle out of my Technicolor strait jacket and have successfully distracted the screws with contraband nudie mags and now I've got my site all shiny and sparkly- new! But, now here's a delightful conundrum! Now that I've got the opportunity to tell you all about myself, just what am I to say about myself that will compel you to take that dizzying first step into the Great Unknown of a brand-spanking new friendship? There's so much to say - Where do I begin? !!!
Oh! I know!!!!                                                                          

Hi free world peoples! I am The Kyle and I am the bestest friend you've never had! " The Kyle" isn't just a name, though, it's a state of mind!
I'm that guy your Mom warned you about; a hyperactive super - cool - awesome wildcard with a wicked Cheshire grin, devastating charm and more imagination and curiosity than can possibly be good for either of us! I am deeply flawed, irrevocably twisted and entirely okay with it! I may be barking mad, but your life is definitely going to be more interesting because of it! Come on, give in to the Happy - Happy - Joy - Joy Dance - you know you want to! Animated GIF

Are you fun and interesting or, even better, really strange? Do you giggle uncontrollably at inappropriate moments, or for no reason at all? Do you wish your life were like your favorite Anime? Are you crazy for all things Japanese? Do you believe the world would be a better place if more people lightened up and gave in to flights of whimsical, fancy or random acts of kindness and senseless beauty? Do you suffer from too much blood in your caffeine system? Do you have tattoos, piercings, or body modifications? Do you have lots of awesome, interesting or exotic pets? Do you have a job doing something wicked cool? Are you a tortured soul expressing yourself though art, poetry, music, or photography? Do you believe in Dragons and Faeries? Have you ever been abducted by aliens ( or wish you had been)) ? Do you search for the impossible in everyday life? Do you know deep in your heart that there is more to this world, beyond sight and sound and touch? Are you a pathetically hopeless romantic with more optimistic idealism than is probably good for you? Do you have room in your life and heart for the madcap antics of a slightly demented, caffeine-addled eccentric?

Then why aren't you writing to me?!!!


( Some of my favorite things)

1.) Colors: Black and Red

2.) Books: "The Thief of Always" and "The Hell bound Heart" by Clive Barker, "The Hannibal Lecter" saga by Thomas Harris, "The Necroscope Series" by Brian Lumley, all of H.P. Lovecraft's works and the entire " Resident Evil" series.

3.) Movies: " Who Framed Roger Rabbit: ", "The Nightmare Before Christmas" ( and all Tim Burton films), " Trick or Treat", " ( and all Clive Barker - based movies), " What Dreams May Come", " In the Mouth of Madness", (Every single one!), " Event Horizon", " Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", " Ultra Violet", Aeon Flux", " 300", " Crank" and " Paranormal Activity".

4.) Animal: Cuttlefish! Underwater color - changing alien Squids! If you've ever seen one, you'd understand.

5.) Drink: Caffeine, mainlined!

6.) Anime: I love Somary, but Gullen Lagann is the most inspirational thing I've ever seen. Manga: FLCL, hands down. It is beyond explaining - READ IT!

7.) Dream girl: If Luis Royo ever read Brian Lumley's "Necroscope" series and then drew a Hertai version of Jessica Rabbit as Lady Karen and then she came to life, my dream would become reality.

8.) Music: Runs the spectrum; including: Atreyu, Jackie Evancho, Erigua, Metallica, Trans - Siberian Orchestra, Insane Clown Posse, Nightwish, Rock, Ayum, Hanasakii, Saage Garden, Kittie, Korn, Slipknot and soooo many more.

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